GOOD SAMARITAN

I went to church today by 9am, I didn't want to go in the first place but I somehow ended up in church. After the hymns session, a girl was brought to come sit beside me. For once in this life, Bro. Festus didn't allow the devil use him as usual ; Today he didn't bring a Boy or an ugly girl to my side. God bless him!

The lady was very beautiful, her makeup was lit. She was a bit taller than me, light skinned, her braids were beautiful and her most attractive feature was her crimson colored lips. When she sat, her gown went up a bit exposing her jollof fresh laps. She make sense.

Service went on with me stealing glances at her occasionally, her eyes were mostly glued to her phone. Time for offerings, we went together for the first and second offering with she leading the way. From behind, I looked at that firm ass held together with the straining panty line. She didn't move much, but every little effort sends the ass swaying.

For the third offering, she didn't have. I guess she didn't know that my church is known for three things;

- Suspending people
- Strict appearance code
- And too much offering

As a good brother, I dipped my hand inside the wallet and gave her money; #100, I thought. She smiled beautifully at me, that was a green light. We danced together to give the offering.
Minutes later, I wanted to recharge an airtime in my wallet so I took out my wallet only to meet just One hundred naira note inside. I shock, my preeq weak.

There should be One thousand naira note inside na, not one hundred naira. As I kept replaying events in my head then it hit me. I have mistakenly given the beauty queen by my side One thousand naira note!

"JESUS!" The words just escaped my mouth. I had to apologize to those around me. My chest! Pepper entered my eye and tears just pied up. My breathing just changed. My chest started doing me somehow, I had to breathe with my mouth too so I won't die. There was not enough oxygen in the room, my body was on fire, the heat was going to my head.

My last car! I yaff die o! Who even send me to do Good Samaritan?
Blessed! Why won't you mind your business in this life you come like this?
Leave women, ignore them. You will not hear.
The winch sef can't even call my attention that it's one thousand naira that I gave her? Have she seen where people give one thousand naira as offering in this Buhari period? If yes, do I look like that type?
I have not even barb my head sef.

I just kept stealing glances at her which she tactically avoided. Church have not even close, she left with one brother like that. Even number I did not see. 😢😢😥😥