AMAKA (EPISODE 7)
MEN
( MR BIGGS FAST FOOD )
UCHENNA: Sincerely, this is the first time i'm having fun since i married that peice of JUNK...
AMAKA: Please dont use such words. No matter what, he's still your husband, the father of your baby.
( Just then, a man walked into the building, sighted a woman gisiting and laughing with a guy while eating ... )
MAN: Sandra!!! ...
WOMAN: ( Turns around to see who just called her: It was her husband ) Henry? ...
( The guy sitting with her slowly found an escape route and left the building, leaving her to sort things out with her HUSBAND )
MAN: Who is he? And what are you doing here? ...
WOMAN: I'm taking LUNCH as you can see and the guy was my old friend at school, we just ran into each other when i came here so we decided to eat together...
MAN: And what about the kids at home? Did you prepare anything from them to eat?...
WOMAN: Henry!!! Whats wrong with you? Do i have to stay at home like a prisoner because i got married to you? Cant i live life for once?...
MAN: I never confined you home, i never said you shouldnt have fun. But you have kids, kids that needs your attention. You can go out with them whenever and have fun, not dump them at home like some trash. You are a mother and you have responsibilties.
WOMAN: ( Takes a deep breath )... ( Looks at her husband, everyone was staring at them. They had all the attention. She just held him by the hand and led him out of the building )...
( After Lunch, On their way home ... )
UCHENNA: What just happened? ...
AMAKA: Well, to me, i would say a mum and dad having family issues just offically made it known to the public...
UCHENNA: I wish that were my husband. I wish my husband was like that. My marriage would have been perfect. She has a man who loves her and yet, she's...
AMAKA: Everything has a reason. Some things just dont fit. Maybe she holds a grudge against him or...
UCHENNA: It still doesnt make any sense. No matter his offence, he doesnt deserve such treatment. Not from anyone and certainly not from his wife.
AMAKA: Can we just discuss about this later. Maybe when next i visit you at home. Right now, we came here to have fun, not contemplate on the issues of others.
UCHENNA: Alright. But this discussion must continue. I'll really love to ease myself of this ANGER i'm feeling right now. Something i wish to have, someone else has it and she doesnt appreciate it.
AMAKA: (sighs) Speaking of which, I finally said YES to IKENNA.
UCHENNA: WOah! Thats good news. So you now have a male friend...
AMAKA: Yup, a male friend. But he's like a PROJECT. I'm gonna use him and understand the way men think and act.
UCHENNA: ( Laughs ) You're funny. Do you really think you can study a man? Trust me, i've tried for years on different men and its secretly impossible...
AMAKA: Nothing is Impossible my dear. Anyways, why do you say so? What makes you think i cant?...
UCHENNA: Men are like Chameleon. They change into whatever they feel a woman likes. They pretend and adapt easilly. Their true character can only be known when they've gotten what they want from you...
AMAKA: ...and that is SEX, right?...
UCHENNA: Well, like i said, men are Unpredictable. When i was still dating my husband, he didnt dump me after having sex with me, infact, sex made us more close. But when i became pregnant, his true colour came out. He was forced to marry me and this is the result...
AMAKA: Hmm, that means he just kept you then because you offered him unlimited sex with no strings attached, not because he wants to spend the rest of his life with you but because for the present time, you were his Sexual Satisfactor ...
UCHENNA: Yea, something like that. Its amazing how easily you can put things together and find an answer to your problem. But this PROJECT of yours, STUDYING MEN, Trust me, it would either get you FRUSTRATED or you would end up falling VICTIM to one of them. Men are tricky. Lets just say, Men have no definition.
AMAKA: Thanks a lot. I would really love to prove you wrong. Lets just see how my friendship with IKENNA goes cause i doubt he sent a friend request just to be my friend. There is something more to it.
UCHENNA: To cut the whole story short. Just simply ask him. If he's Honest, he would spit it out, but like i said, Men are Unpredictable so he can choose to fool you instead.
( MR BIGGS FAST FOOD )
UCHENNA: Sincerely, this is the first time i'm having fun since i married that peice of JUNK...
AMAKA: Please dont use such words. No matter what, he's still your husband, the father of your baby.
( Just then, a man walked into the building, sighted a woman gisiting and laughing with a guy while eating ... )
MAN: Sandra!!! ...
WOMAN: ( Turns around to see who just called her: It was her husband ) Henry? ...
( The guy sitting with her slowly found an escape route and left the building, leaving her to sort things out with her HUSBAND )
MAN: Who is he? And what are you doing here? ...
WOMAN: I'm taking LUNCH as you can see and the guy was my old friend at school, we just ran into each other when i came here so we decided to eat together...
MAN: And what about the kids at home? Did you prepare anything from them to eat?...
WOMAN: Henry!!! Whats wrong with you? Do i have to stay at home like a prisoner because i got married to you? Cant i live life for once?...
MAN: I never confined you home, i never said you shouldnt have fun. But you have kids, kids that needs your attention. You can go out with them whenever and have fun, not dump them at home like some trash. You are a mother and you have responsibilties.
WOMAN: ( Takes a deep breath )... ( Looks at her husband, everyone was staring at them. They had all the attention. She just held him by the hand and led him out of the building )...
( After Lunch, On their way home ... )
UCHENNA: What just happened? ...
AMAKA: Well, to me, i would say a mum and dad having family issues just offically made it known to the public...
UCHENNA: I wish that were my husband. I wish my husband was like that. My marriage would have been perfect. She has a man who loves her and yet, she's...
AMAKA: Everything has a reason. Some things just dont fit. Maybe she holds a grudge against him or...
UCHENNA: It still doesnt make any sense. No matter his offence, he doesnt deserve such treatment. Not from anyone and certainly not from his wife.
AMAKA: Can we just discuss about this later. Maybe when next i visit you at home. Right now, we came here to have fun, not contemplate on the issues of others.
UCHENNA: Alright. But this discussion must continue. I'll really love to ease myself of this ANGER i'm feeling right now. Something i wish to have, someone else has it and she doesnt appreciate it.
AMAKA: (sighs) Speaking of which, I finally said YES to IKENNA.
UCHENNA: WOah! Thats good news. So you now have a male friend...
AMAKA: Yup, a male friend. But he's like a PROJECT. I'm gonna use him and understand the way men think and act.
UCHENNA: ( Laughs ) You're funny. Do you really think you can study a man? Trust me, i've tried for years on different men and its secretly impossible...
AMAKA: Nothing is Impossible my dear. Anyways, why do you say so? What makes you think i cant?...
UCHENNA: Men are like Chameleon. They change into whatever they feel a woman likes. They pretend and adapt easilly. Their true character can only be known when they've gotten what they want from you...
AMAKA: ...and that is SEX, right?...
UCHENNA: Well, like i said, men are Unpredictable. When i was still dating my husband, he didnt dump me after having sex with me, infact, sex made us more close. But when i became pregnant, his true colour came out. He was forced to marry me and this is the result...
AMAKA: Hmm, that means he just kept you then because you offered him unlimited sex with no strings attached, not because he wants to spend the rest of his life with you but because for the present time, you were his Sexual Satisfactor ...
UCHENNA: Yea, something like that. Its amazing how easily you can put things together and find an answer to your problem. But this PROJECT of yours, STUDYING MEN, Trust me, it would either get you FRUSTRATED or you would end up falling VICTIM to one of them. Men are tricky. Lets just say, Men have no definition.
AMAKA: Thanks a lot. I would really love to prove you wrong. Lets just see how my friendship with IKENNA goes cause i doubt he sent a friend request just to be my friend. There is something more to it.
UCHENNA: To cut the whole story short. Just simply ask him. If he's Honest, he would spit it out, but like i said, Men are Unpredictable so he can choose to fool you instead.
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